Who's afraid of Great Whites

[StinkyMatt]

If you read the WHOLE story about that shark swallowing the diver........page two states:

"....The diver escaped the clutch of the giant beast with the help of a mermaid who distracted the shark while he used a fingernail to cut its belly from inside out. The escape was a once in a lifetime event, and could not have happened had he trimmed his nails."

My ass...