The Official 'I ALMOST DIED' Thread - Kayak Fishing Adventures on Big Water’s Edge

makobob · 06-21-2016, 07:25 PM

When they took my toe and told me I cound not have it back to use for fish bait they broke my heart. But that's a different story.

PapaDave · 06-22-2016, 06:31 AM

4 years ago, internal bleeding, lost six units of blood, which had to be pumped out of my stomach. Unknown cause.

On the bright side, I did get to ride in an ambulance whizzing down the freeway with the siren and lights going.

addicted2sp33d · 06-22-2016, 07:17 AM

I may have you guys beat... maybe I'm disqualified from this thread because I didn't just ALMOST die... I actually DID die; drowned actually, ironically during a swim class when I was in elementary school.

Of course I remember none of this, but according to witnesses, and what my mom tells me, I was turning blue and unresponsive, possibly no pulse, and the lifeguard literally brought me back to life.

jorluivil · 06-22-2016, 11:09 AM

Walked to the deli at the local Ralphs, crossed the railroad tracks and about a minute later the train passed by.......almost died

cabojohn · 06-22-2016, 02:07 PM

I brought donuts to fat camp once...and nearly died!
The riot was insane.

jorluivil · 06-22-2016, 02:21 PM

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Originally Posted by cabojohn

I brought donuts to fat camp once...and nearly died!
The riot was insane.

Awww come-on! !!

It's 'I ALMOST DIED' and not 'I Nearly died'

You don't nearly die, you ALMOST DIE!!!!

cabojohn · 06-22-2016, 03:24 PM

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Jorge,
I jumped 8 semi trucks on my SCOOTER naked.
Once my parachute failed to open . I was chased by the Taliban and ended up in a Mexican jail TWICE.
The day I brought two dozen donuts to fat camp was the closest brush with death ever! I was attacked and crushed by 36 fat woman.

Aight, I was flat (FAT) line...they saved my life by doing CPR

I was DEAD!

ful-rac · 06-22-2016, 04:04 PM

I almost died when I wore my TRUMP make america great again T-shirt at the Mexico vs Chile match....

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Silbaugh4liberty · 06-22-2016, 04:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ful-rac

I almost died when I wore my TRUMP make america great again T-shirt at the Mexico vs Chile match....

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06-21-2016, 07:25 PM	#1
makobob Baitless on Baja Join Date: May 2013 Location: Vista California, Gonzaga, San Quintin, Asuncion, Mag Bay Posts: 4,250	When they took my toe and told me I cound not have it back to use for fish bait they broke my heart. But that's a different story. __________________ http://www.mako-ville.com Home 760-630-4470 Cell 760-520-2514 YES YOU CAN

06-22-2016, 06:31 AM	#2
PapaDave Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2011 Location: Menifee, CA Posts: 1,475	4 years ago, internal bleeding, lost six units of blood, which had to be pumped out of my stomach. Unknown cause. On the bright side, I did get to ride in an ambulance whizzing down the freeway with the siren and lights going. __________________ So long and thanks for all the fish...

06-22-2016, 11:09 AM	#4
jorluivil Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2010 Posts: 6,856	Walked to the deli at the local Ralphs, crossed the railroad tracks and about a minute later the train passed by.......almost died __________________ www.facebook.com/Teamsewer

06-22-2016, 03:24 PM	#7
cabojohn PROBATION Join Date: Jul 2005 Posts: 657	/\ Jorge, I jumped 8 semi trucks on my SCOOTER naked. Once my parachute failed to open . I was chased by the Taliban and ended up in a Mexican jail TWICE. The day I brought two dozen donuts to fat camp was the closest brush with death ever! I was attacked and crushed by 36 fat woman. Aight, I was flat (FAT) line...they saved my life by doing CPR I was DEAD! Last edited by cabojohn; 07-05-2016 at 10:21 AM.

06-22-2016, 04:04 PM	#8
ful-rac Emperor Join Date: May 2009 Location: Buena Park Posts: 3,649	I almost died when I wore my TRUMP make america great again T-shirt at the Mexico vs Chile match.... ! __________________ There's nothing colder than yesterday's hotdog.

06-22-2016, 07:17 AM	#3
addicted2sp33d Here fishy fishy fishy... Join Date: May 2011 Location: San Diego, CA Posts: 774	I may have you guys beat... maybe I'm disqualified from this thread because I didn't just ALMOST die... I actually DID die; drowned actually, ironically during a swim class when I was in elementary school. Of course I remember none of this, but according to witnesses, and what my mom tells me, I was turning blue and unresponsive, possibly no pulse, and the lifeguard literally brought me back to life.

06-22-2016, 02:07 PM	#5
cabojohn PROBATION Join Date: Jul 2005 Posts: 657	I brought donuts to fat camp once...and nearly died! The riot was insane.