Hammerhead on kayaker's tail.... LJ

[Ro12]

Originally Posted by 1morehobby

If you can't run from it, then give it the runs.

A handgun is overkill. Just prepare a few bricks of dried chum supplemented with laxative. When you get a pesky hammerhead that refuses to go away and ready to ruin your day, tie a brick to a floater and toss it overboard. Then pedal or paddle away.

Instead of laxatives
How bout like a medicated cookie
Mellow the sharks out
Even if they got the munchies
Theyd just forget about it anyway

[Harry Hill]

you need a CCW to carry a handgun concealed, and there is no open carry in CA. As low as we are to the water you always run the risk of a bullet ricochet off the water and maybe hitting a fellow kayaker instead. Of course if you did the other guy bleeding would pull the shark away from you so that is a positive. Plus salt water is hell on guns, even if you don't drop them in the drink. If he is close enough to shoot then bash him with your priest, give him a killer headache