LJ Concern - Kayak Fishing Adventures on Big Water’s Edge

bwana · 09-23-2014, 05:57 AM

I thought it was just me that got impatient with the bombardment of one dumb ass question after another.

Thank goodness there are people like Yani to be ambassadors of our sport .

The best one this weekend. .. Is that one of those Hobie pedal kayaks? My kayak is yellow with big black lettering saying Cobra Marauder and has a paddle laying across it. Why yes it is. What's the oars for? To see how deep it is. Oh.

jorluivil · 09-23-2014, 06:29 AM

Best tourist encounter for me

tourist: what kind of fish is that?
me: its a halibut
tourist: is that what they look like?
me:

tourist: hmmmm, that's not what it looks like when I order it at a restaurant

addicted2sp33d · 09-23-2014, 07:33 AM

Meanwhile, about 50 feet from the beach break...

Tourist on a Kayak: After so how do we get back to the beach without flipping?
Me: You wait for a lull in the sets, pick a wave to follow, and paddle as fast as you can towards the beach... or you can just put your feet down right here and the water is about waist to chest deep.
Tourist on a Kayak: But I can't swim.
Me: If you fall in the water anywhere between here and the beach, you put your feet down, and stand up.

wiredantz · 09-23-2014, 02:50 PM

Best tourist statement:

WOW Sir, I would imagine that you would be skinny hauling all the gear back up the mountain.

me: silent....

( I just got blasted for being fat by an 80 year old women.)

Rufus · 09-23-2014, 10:15 PM

Said my 89 year old mother after seeing my Hobie bait tank with the lid open, sitting on the back of my PA:

"Is that a toilet?"

09-23-2014, 06:29 AM	#2
jorluivil Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2010 Posts: 6,856	Best tourist encounter for me tourist: what kind of fish is that? me: its a halibut tourist: is that what they look like? me: tourist: hmmmm, that's not what it looks like when I order it at a restaurant __________________ www.facebook.com/Teamsewer

09-23-2014, 02:50 PM	#4
wiredantz Currently @ MLO Territory Join Date: Dec 2010 Location: Under the Shadow Posts: 2,290	Best tourist statement: WOW Sir, I would imagine that you would be skinny hauling all the gear back up the mountain. me: silent.... ( I just got blasted for being fat by an 80 year old women.) __________________ Team: Disbanded You only have one chance in this life...make the right decision(s)...so you don't regret it

09-23-2014, 05:57 AM	#1
bwana Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: El Toro, CA Posts: 244	I thought it was just me that got impatient with the bombardment of one dumb ass question after another. Thank goodness there are people like Yani to be ambassadors of our sport . The best one this weekend. .. Is that one of those Hobie pedal kayaks? My kayak is yellow with big black lettering saying Cobra Marauder and has a paddle laying across it. Why yes it is. What's the oars for? To see how deep it is. Oh.

09-23-2014, 07:33 AM	#3
addicted2sp33d Here fishy fishy fishy... Join Date: May 2011 Location: San Diego, CA Posts: 774	Meanwhile, about 50 feet from the beach break... Tourist on a Kayak: After so how do we get back to the beach without flipping? Me: You wait for a lull in the sets, pick a wave to follow, and paddle as fast as you can towards the beach... or you can just put your feet down right here and the water is about waist to chest deep. Tourist on a Kayak: But I can't swim. Me: If you fall in the water anywhere between here and the beach, you put your feet down, and stand up.

09-23-2014, 10:15 PM	#5
Rufus Member Join Date: Jan 2012 Location: Ocean Beach Posts: 90	Said my 89 year old mother after seeing my Hobie bait tank with the lid open, sitting on the back of my PA: "Is that a toilet?"