Quick fish id

[WildernessWanker]

Originally Posted by MrPatrick

His name is Larry Phinny. He is currently a junior at the "Deep Rocck School", where he is majoring in fishing lure forensics and identification. At this point of the semester his grades are well below par. On a recent class trip he went missing for a brief time and regaled his classmates with a tale of Alien abduction.He claimed it ended with him meeting an alien species and being subjected to a form of gravity ray that more than doubled his weight and made it impossible to breath. His class mates were amazed at the tale, as outlandish it sounds, and fell for it hook line and sinker.

You forgot to mention his troubled childhood, abandoned at birth and left to fend for himself. A world full of predators and trolling abductors with no family or friend support.