Serious, but slightly distasteful question - Kayak Fishing Adventures on Big Water’s Edge

GregAndrew · 04-02-2013, 10:56 AM

All I can tell you is thank God for my Rod Pod. I try not to leave shore without a decent size pastic bag either.

GR6RR · 04-02-2013, 11:03 AM

Never used it as so... but it would come in handy if that time comes.... same as the rod pod as mentioned above.

Croaker Dave · 04-02-2013, 11:23 AM

If you have a center hatch, open it, remove your sandwich and fritos the bucket, sit over it and do the doo, dump it over the side and rinse with seawater (observe the of mackeral feeding frenzy), return bucket to hatch, return sandwich to bucket, paddle far enough away for plausible deniability if you made floaters, then eat the fritos with your fingers to restart the digestive process.

jorluivil · 04-02-2013, 11:29 AM

Matt had the pleasure of watching drop a duece one day. All I recall is sitting, peddling, minding my own business when all of a sudden I stomach got the bubble guts.

When we all got back to the launch most of the guys made fun of me and a few stood quiet, the quiet ones are the ones that said 'don't knock till you try'. You can know add me to the list of the quiet ones.

P.S.

Having a Hobie with a Mirage drive is a huuuuuuuge plus.

maui jim · 04-04-2013, 02:21 PM

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Originally Posted by jorluivil

Matt had the pleasure of watching drop a duece one day. All I recall is sitting, peddling, minding my own business when all of a sudden I stomach got the bubble guts.

When we all got back to the launch most of the guys made fun of me and a few stood quiet, the quiet ones are the ones that said 'don't knock till you try'. You can know add me to the list of the quiet ones.

P.S.

Having a Hobie with a Mirage drive is a huuuuuuuge plus.

Some how we all Jeorge would have the answer for this...

TEAMFISH · 04-02-2013, 11:32 AM

Well I guess I'm going home and finding a bucket and baggies to put under my rod pod. Think I'll vacuum seal some TP too.
Sounds like a new item for "share your innovations"

Cbad Mike · 04-02-2013, 11:42 AM

That's why I ride a Malibu Stealth. If you ever see me sitting backwards while fishing please give me a little privacy.

Deamon · 04-02-2013, 11:51 AM

I'm one of the lucky ones...so far. If I have any doubts on my internal integrity for the upcoming day, I take one little blue pill...die die medicine for those that don't have die die...It dries me up for 24 hours. Sorry for the detail but I'm just passing it forward...works like a charm. Thank me later.

CheapPelican · 04-02-2013, 11:52 AM

Poop down the mirage drive well. Gaff out any floaters.

ful-rac · 04-02-2013, 01:20 PM

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Originally Posted by Cbad Mike

That's why I ride a Malibu Stealth. If you ever see me sitting backwards while fishing please give me a little privacy.

Been there done that...I can confirm the bait tank on the stealth works great as a shitter!

Thats a pretty good illustration of what it looks like there mike!

Spaulding4181 · 04-02-2013, 08:20 PM

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Originally Posted by Cbad Mike

That's why I ride a Malibu Stealth. If you ever see me sitting backwards while fishing please give me a little privacy.

LMAO!!! Classic Photoshop work, my man!

Croaker Dave · 04-02-2013, 12:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TEAMFISH

Well I guess I'm going home and finding a bucket and baggies to put under my rod pod. Think I'll vacuum seal some TP too.
Sounds like a new item for "share your innovations"

With that setup you become a roaming public comfort station. An ocean outhouse, if you will; a paddlin potty, littorial loo, swanie of the swells. Hail CH 71 for the chamberpot.

packeryakker · 04-02-2013, 01:04 PM

If you peddle a Hobie that center hatch is a great receptacle if your close to losing your mud. Or so Ive heard.

janines.fishtales@cox.net · 04-02-2013, 02:06 PM

Ok girls... I know there has to be more than me out there. Chime in girls. What do you do when you have to make a little lemonade out there? I wear waders most of the time except during the warmest months. In shorts, it is no problem. You have scuppers or the mirage drive hole to squat over. Just move those shorts aside and let er go. I wear those neoprene waders. Almost impossible to pull down. I guess I need to rethink my outer wear to some type of pant or looser fitting waders.

Come on females, give me some ideas...

Janine

TJones · 04-03-2013, 08:34 AM

Outback is very stable . Have not tried it on my Revo yet . With. Good tidal flow , it gets pumped out quickly.

lowprofile · 04-03-2013, 06:44 PM

Mirage hole works, so does the center hatch on malibu's. better bag that one though. sitting sideways is ideal. oh and you can jump in too. the cold water usually makes you pucker though.

JrBasser · 04-04-2013, 04:19 PM

I am sad to see nobody has brought up Nate (Steamroll). Plastic bag in the hatch of a p15

old_rookie · 04-03-2013, 11:00 AM

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Originally Posted by GregAndrew

All I can tell you is thank God for my Rod Pod. I try not to leave shore without a decent size pastic bag either.

good idea - never thought of this.

RockyRaab · 04-03-2013, 02:14 PM

I'm never without a half-roll of TP in a zip-loc bag. Nor am I without a 20-gallon black garbage bag. The latter serves many purposes, including the one under discussion.

Squat over the bag. Clean up. Carry the knotted bag to shore.

Or...insert a fist-sized rock or a couple of dead batteries into the bag, and slide it over the side NOT tied shut. (That lets the air out.)

TJones · 04-03-2013, 02:24 PM

over the side . it"s ecologically unsound .

04-02-2013, 11:03 AM	#2
GR6RR Lucky Fisher Join Date: Feb 2012 Location: too far inland Posts: 366	Never used it as so... but it would come in handy if that time comes.... same as the rod pod as mentioned above. __________________

04-02-2013, 11:29 AM	#4
jorluivil Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2010 Posts: 6,856	Matt had the pleasure of watching drop a duece one day. All I recall is sitting, peddling, minding my own business when all of a sudden I stomach got the bubble guts. When we all got back to the launch most of the guys made fun of me and a few stood quiet, the quiet ones are the ones that said 'don't knock till you try'. You can know add me to the list of the quiet ones. P.S. Having a Hobie with a Mirage drive is a huuuuuuuge plus. __________________ www.facebook.com/Teamsewer

04-02-2013, 11:51 AM	#8
Deamon Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2010 Posts: 1,972	I'm one of the lucky ones...so far. If I have any doubts on my internal integrity for the upcoming day, I take one little blue pill...die die medicine for those that don't have die die...It dries me up for 24 hours. Sorry for the detail but I'm just passing it forward...works like a charm. Thank me later. __________________ Recreational Fisherman's Catch...2% Commercial Fisherman's Catch- 98% Recreational Fishing Kayakers Catch- .00001% "The reality is that the wall was built to keep all Asians ~specifically Japanese and those that think they're japanese~ out of the U.S"

04-02-2013, 11:52 AM	#9
CheapPelican Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: Too far from the launch. Posts: 443	Poop down the mirage drive well. Gaff out any floaters. __________________

04-02-2013, 02:06 PM	#14
janines.fishtales@cox.net Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2012 Location: San Diego, CA Posts: 555	Lemonade... Ok girls... I know there has to be more than me out there. Chime in girls. What do you do when you have to make a little lemonade out there? I wear waders most of the time except during the warmest months. In shorts, it is no problem. You have scuppers or the mirage drive hole to squat over. Just move those shorts aside and let er go. I wear those neoprene waders. Almost impossible to pull down. I guess I need to rethink my outer wear to some type of pant or looser fitting waders. Come on females, give me some ideas... Janine __________________ Fishtales

04-02-2013, 10:56 AM	#1
GregAndrew Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 2,384	All I can tell you is thank God for my Rod Pod. I try not to leave shore without a decent size pastic bag either.

04-02-2013, 11:23 AM	#3
Croaker Dave Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: OC Posts: 171	If you have a center hatch, open it, remove your sandwich and fritos the bucket, sit over it and do the doo, dump it over the side and rinse with seawater (observe the of mackeral feeding frenzy), return bucket to hatch, return sandwich to bucket, paddle far enough away for plausible deniability if you made floaters, then eat the fritos with your fingers to restart the digestive process.

04-02-2013, 11:32 AM	#6
TEAMFISH Team Kayak Obesessions Join Date: Apr 2011 Location: Torrance Posts: 256	Well I guess I'm going home and finding a bucket and baggies to put under my rod pod. Think I'll vacuum seal some TP too. Sounds like a new item for "share your innovations"

04-02-2013, 01:04 PM	#13
packeryakker Member Join Date: May 2012 Location: Victorville Posts: 61	If you peddle a Hobie that center hatch is a great receptacle if your close to losing your mud. Or so Ive heard.

04-03-2013, 08:34 AM	#15
TJones Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2012 Posts: 2,526	Mirage drive bay Outback is very stable . Have not tried it on my Revo yet . With. Good tidal flow , it gets pumped out quickly.

04-03-2013, 06:44 PM	#16
lowprofile #1 on fishstick's hitlist Join Date: May 2011 Location: Sea level Posts: 1,478	Mirage hole works, so does the center hatch on malibu's. better bag that one though. sitting sideways is ideal. oh and you can jump in too. the cold water usually makes you pucker though. __________________ MLPA- My Largest Poaching Area

04-04-2013, 04:19 PM	#17
JrBasser Senior Member Join Date: May 2006 Posts: 260	I am sad to see nobody has brought up Nate (Steamroll). Plastic bag in the hatch of a p15

04-03-2013, 02:14 PM	#19
RockyRaab Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2012 Location: Utah Posts: 138	I'm never without a half-roll of TP in a zip-loc bag. Nor am I without a 20-gallon black garbage bag. The latter serves many purposes, including the one under discussion. Squat over the bag. Clean up. Carry the knotted bag to shore. Or...insert a fist-sized rock or a couple of dead batteries into the bag, and slide it over the side NOT tied shut. (That lets the air out.)

04-03-2013, 02:24 PM	#20
TJones Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2012 Posts: 2,526	never throw dead batteries over the side . it"s ecologically unsound .