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Old 06-13-2007, 10:18 AM   #1
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BRAD'S SONG

Sung to the tune of
"I Walk The Line"
by Johnny Cash


Brad's Song

I keep a close eye on this pole of mine
I keep my zipper wide open all the time
I keep my end up for the guy thats fine
Because I'm gay, I fish the bay

I am very very sleazy, that is true
I'd take a spottie over a yellowtail or two
Yes, I admit for a 4 lb 'butt I'd be a slut
Because I'm gay, I fish the bay

As sure as whites are white and yellows are yellow
I'd rather catch that little feisty spotted fellow
Pound for pound he makes a tail seem made of jello
Because I'm gay, I fish the bay

You got a nerve to kill your catch and ream the sea
You dont care for conservation or what will be
But me, I always return my catch most happily
Because I'm gay, I fish the bay

I keep a close watch on this pole of mine
I keep my zipper wide open all the time
I keep my end up for the guy thats fine
Because I'm queer, I like your rear
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Old 06-13-2007, 10:39 AM   #2
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I have to disagree with parts of that, but it's still funny.
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Old 06-13-2007, 10:51 AM   #3
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Will, you are one weird guy.
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Old 06-13-2007, 11:00 AM   #4
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I have to disagree with parts of that, but it's still funny.

I agree.lol
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Old 06-13-2007, 11:00 AM   #5
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Will, you are one weird guy.
and I agree.
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Old 06-13-2007, 11:16 AM   #6
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But me, I always return my catch most happily
Because I'm gay, I fish the bay
taken a little outta context....

http://www.bigwatersedge.com/bwevb/showthread.php?t=914
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Old 06-13-2007, 02:50 PM   #7
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Wait...Will's gay?

Huh. How bout that.
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Old 06-13-2007, 02:58 PM   #8
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Dam near made the Bud Light come out the snot box.
lol lol lol lol lol
lol lol lol lol lol
lol lol lol lol lol
That's funny Will.
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Old 06-13-2007, 02:59 PM   #9
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Wait...Will's gay?

Huh. How bout that.
I thought you guys had a radar for that.
I guess among bass fisherman it's "No need to ask, or tell".
Not that there's anything wrong with that, right Jimm?
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Old 06-13-2007, 05:57 PM   #10
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Touche Danny Boy!

Now Brad will be askeered to fish the bay!

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Old 06-13-2007, 08:01 PM   #11
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Is Brokeback Bay?
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