Last Minute Moyer Rule Change :0 - Kayak Fishing Adventures on Big Water’s Edge

Billy V · 09-09-2009, 02:56 PM

This Rule Change only affects the following people.

RULE
1. Greggo is Prohibited from Fishing for Halibut.

2. Josh P. Must Surrender His Jig Sticks Before Launching from the Shores.
(both of them)-and May Not Use, Borrow, Lease, or Handle Any Jig Stick Until Sunday September 13, 2009

3. Larry Lauman Must Fish Blindfolded at All Times. With the exception of launching and landing. (He has a family)

4. Matt Must Launch Backwards Into The Surf.
ie. Stern facing West, Eyeballs Facing East. -The Opposite goes for the Landing.

And He will Receive No Food Afterwards.

5. Tyler May Only Fish by Hand Lining 20lb. Spectra. (No Gloves Allowed)

6. Corey Will Receive No Bait Whatsoever, and is Prohibited from Making, or Buying Any Bait. (You'll have to Talk That Fish Into Your Lap Buddy)

7. Andy The Iceman Must Launch from Dana Point, but May Launch His Kayak at Any Time. (To Be Fair)

8. Kurt's Fishing Area is Restricted to the 600 Ft Contour. (No Sharks Allowed, Unless He is Attached to Your Body)

9. Dorado50 is Prohibited from Fishing For Any Big Game Fish. Calico's Only For You. (This is the only way to move you off that spot)

10. Anyone of Russian Decent Must Convert to a Spear Fisherman For This Tournament. No Kayak Fishing Allowed.

Good Luck to Everyone.

forefrazier · 09-09-2009, 03:18 PM

LMFAO! Nice one

DESTROYER · 09-09-2009, 03:40 PM

Nice Post!

I will have 150 fresh baked pastries in the morning. I hope this doesn't stop anyone from making me a Breakfast Burrito though

FYI because I know that half of you don't read the rules

4:30 Check in starts

5:30 You may launch. (there will be a bait boat out there!) yes its free!

5:31 Start fishing! Remember, you can weigh only one Calico Bass per
person. I will have 3 weigh boats out there.

7:00 Check in ends

7:01 I crack my first beer

11:30 BBQ will start

1:30 Final weigh in at Kate Sessions Park, No Exceptions!

3:00 Raffle will start

HAVE FUN AND BE SAFE!

DON'T FORGET TO COME TO THE CAPTAINS MEETING TOMORROW AT OEX SANTA CLARA POINT.

TL-MATT

kurt · 09-09-2009, 06:06 PM

Quote:

8. Kurt's Fishing Area is Restricted to the 600 Ft Contour. (No Sharks Allowed, Unless He is Attached to Your Body)

I was planning on winning with a 50lb yellowfin tuna, anyway.

Whizz Bang · 09-09-2009, 06:20 PM

I dont know half the people listed and I was rolling on the ground. Very funny.

h2ofishfo · 09-09-2009, 07:28 PM

nice rules but gabe is excluded & he won the dam thing there needs to be a revision

Holy Mackerel · 09-09-2009, 08:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kurt

I was planning on winning with a 50lb yellowfin tuna, anyway.

Don't you mean yellowtail tuna? C'mon Kurt, I thought you knew your fish species?!??!?

steveooo · 09-09-2009, 10:45 PM

I laughed. I'm honest. See you guys saturday

09-09-2009, 02:56 PM	#1
Billy V Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Bay Ho Posts: 1,382	Last Minute Moyer Rule Change :0 This Rule Change only affects the following people. RULE 1. Greggo is Prohibited from Fishing for Halibut. 2. Josh P. Must Surrender His Jig Sticks Before Launching from the Shores. (both of them)-and May Not Use, Borrow, Lease, or Handle Any Jig Stick Until Sunday September 13, 2009 3. Larry Lauman Must Fish Blindfolded at All Times. With the exception of launching and landing. (He has a family) 4. Matt Must Launch Backwards Into The Surf. ie. Stern facing West, Eyeballs Facing East. -The Opposite goes for the Landing. And He will Receive No Food Afterwards. 5. Tyler May Only Fish by Hand Lining 20lb. Spectra. (No Gloves Allowed) 6. Corey Will Receive No Bait Whatsoever, and is Prohibited from Making, or Buying Any Bait. (You'll have to Talk That Fish Into Your Lap Buddy) 7. Andy The Iceman Must Launch from Dana Point, but May Launch His Kayak at Any Time. (To Be Fair) 8. Kurt's Fishing Area is Restricted to the 600 Ft Contour. (No Sharks Allowed, Unless He is Attached to Your Body) 9. Dorado50 is Prohibited from Fishing For Any Big Game Fish. Calico's Only For You. (This is the only way to move you off that spot) 10. Anyone of Russian Decent Must Convert to a Spear Fisherman For This Tournament. No Kayak Fishing Allowed. Good Luck to Everyone. Last edited by Billy V; 09-09-2009 at 06:57 PM.

09-09-2009, 03:18 PM	#2
forefrazier Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: OC Posts: 397	LMFAO! Nice one

09-09-2009, 03:40 PM	#3
DESTROYER Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: "The Table" Posts: 976	Nice Post! I will have 150 fresh baked pastries in the morning. I hope this doesn't stop anyone from making me a Breakfast Burrito though FYI because I know that half of you don't read the rules 4:30 Check in starts 5:30 You may launch. (there will be a bait boat out there!) yes its free! 5:31 Start fishing! Remember, you can weigh only one Calico Bass per person. I will have 3 weigh boats out there. 7:00 Check in ends 7:01 I crack my first beer 11:30 BBQ will start 1:30 Final weigh in at Kate Sessions Park, No Exceptions! 3:00 Raffle will start HAVE FUN AND BE SAFE! DON'T FORGET TO COME TO THE CAPTAINS MEETING TOMORROW AT OEX SANTA CLARA POINT. TL-MATT

09-09-2009, 06:20 PM	#5
Whizz Bang Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 396	I dont know half the people listed and I was rolling on the ground. Very funny.

09-09-2009, 07:28 PM	#6
h2ofishfo Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: Santee Posts: 821	nice rules but gabe is excluded & he won the dam thing there needs to be a revision

09-09-2009, 10:45 PM	#8
steveooo Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2005 Posts: 1,921	I laughed. I'm honest. See you guys saturday