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01-07-2014, 02:51 PM
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Too Funny!
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01-07-2014, 03:59 PM
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A California senior citizen drove his brand new Red
Corvette convertible out of the dealership. Taking off down the road, he floored it to 80 mph, enjoying the wind blowing through what little hair he had left. "Amazing!" he thought as he flew down 110 fwy, pushing the pedal to the metal even more. Looking in his rear view mirror, he saw the highway patrol behind him, blue lights flashing and siren blaring. "I can get away from him. No problem!" Thought the elderly gent as he floored it to 100 mph, then 110, then 120 mph. Suddenly, he thought, "What on earth am I doing? I'm too old for this nonsense!" He then pulled over to the side of the FWY and waited for the Trooper to catch up. Pulling in behind him, the Trooper walked up to the driver's side of the Corvette, looked at his watch and said, "Sir, my shift ends in 30 minutes. Today is Friday. If you can give me a reason why you were speeding that I've never heard before, I'll let you go." The man, looking very seriously at the Officer, said, "Years ago, my wife ran off with a California Highway Patrol Officer. I thought you were bringing her back." "Have a good day, Sir," said the Officer.
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01-07-2014, 06:02 PM
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Location: Tehachapi
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Thank You.
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01-08-2014, 07:51 AM
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Join Date: Feb 2012
Location: Cali
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"Hand cuff me to the bed and do whatever you want".... classic!! hahah
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01-08-2014, 09:35 AM
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Lucky Fisher
Join Date: Feb 2012
Location: too far inland
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ROFL! Both the new jokes are funny as shit. You sir, got 2 thumbs up! I told a friend to tell the CHP that he needed to take a shit when we got pulled over one time.....
should have used the wife excuse. LOL
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01-08-2014, 03:07 PM
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Location: Huntington beach
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Well done frank the last two got me laughing..
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01-09-2014, 07:34 AM
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Join Date: Dec 2010
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For those of you who are married
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