Do you Scuba? - Kayak Fishing Adventures on Big Water’s Edge

GregAndrew · 04-28-2014, 01:44 PM

Need a diver in the La Jolla area for a salvage job. Depth is between 80 and 85 depending on the tide. Water visibility was for crap yesterday, but today was much better. I have spent the better part of 12 hours the last 2 Sundays and Mondays trying to snag the object of my affection with no luck. I have a good GPS mark on the spot and got the item on downrigger video drifting over the mark. Willing to make it worth your while if you can help me out.

jorluivil · 04-28-2014, 01:49 PM

What if we get a long water hose, tape is to Matt's mouth, strap about 10lbs of lead on him and send him down? Every so often we'll fart into the hose. He may not find your 'object' but it'll be funny as hell.

momo fish · 04-28-2014, 03:30 PM

Guessing you don't want to disclose what this item is?

wiredantz · 04-28-2014, 03:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jorluivil

What if we get a long water hose, tape is to Matt's mouth, strap about 10lbs of lead on him and send him down? Every so often we'll fart into the hose. He may not find your 'object' but it'll be funny as hell.

I can totally picture that, AND I THINK THIS IS BEST IDEA YOU HAVE EVER HAD>

StinkyMatt · 04-28-2014, 09:49 PM

It all depends on whether they are dry or wet farts.

Anything for the team!

Remember "Peggy" down in TJ?

kobra · 04-28-2014, 10:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by StinkyMatt

It all depends on whether they are dry or wet farts.

Anything for the team!

Remember "Peggy" down in TJ?

Way to take one for the team Matt. And when you're down that deep, I don't think it would matter if they were wet or dry farts.

You da man!!!

makobob · 04-28-2014, 10:45 PM

Hey guys, I thought SUPERMAN asked us for HELP. Que paso amigos?

Deamon · 04-29-2014, 08:45 AM

Dive down...find the asset Greg lost...move it to a more secure area...come up "empty" saying "nope, not there brotha, pay me in full please"...go back next day to retrieve...place valuable asset on Craigslist and double your money...send 10% to me for "idea" fee please. Gift cards acceptable. Jim

Dannowar · 04-29-2014, 08:51 AM

Bahahaha.

wiredantz · 04-29-2014, 09:09 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Deamon

Dive down...find the asset Greg lost...move it to a more secure area...come up "empty" saying "nope, not there brotha, pay me in full please"...go back next day to retrieve...place valuable asset on Craigslist and double your money...send 10% to me for "idea" fee please. Gift cards acceptable. Jim

Just Wrong!

but brilliant

CKallday71 · 04-29-2014, 09:18 AM

I have a customer that is a scuba instructor and I'll ask them when they're going to be in La Jolla next. PM me your phone number and I'll have them contact you.

ful-rac · 04-29-2014, 09:45 AM

The dogs were out scouring the beach for greg's lost "asset" and I believe it has been found.

Please come down to the beach to identify your lost item.

http://tosh.cc.com/blog/files/2013/1...ildoisland.jpg

Bert Vega · 04-29-2014, 10:12 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ful-rac

The dogs were out scouring the beach for greg's lost "asset" and I believe it has been found.

Please come down to the beach to identify your lost item.

http://tosh.cc.com/blog/files/2013/1...ildoisland.jpg

LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

MrPatrick · 04-29-2014, 10:20 AM

BONEFISH!!!!!!!!

FISH11 · 04-29-2014, 10:39 AM

Awesome ! Tony Tony where do you find these things?

Cbad Mike · 04-29-2014, 10:50 AM

I hope he didn't find my wife.

wiredantz · 04-29-2014, 11:31 AM

So messed up

wade · 04-29-2014, 03:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GregAndrew

Need a diver in the La Jolla area for a salvage job. Depth is between 80 and 85 depending on the tide. Water visibility was for crap yesterday, but today was much better. I have spent the better part of 12 hours the last 2 Sundays and Mondays trying to snag the object of my affection with no luck. I have a good GPS mark on the spot and got the item on downrigger video drifting over the mark. Willing to make it worth your while if you can help me out.

Did you loose another Yellowtail, Greg?
Better hurry, those

will pick it clean by sunrise..

Lets get a Leo paddle out and all go scraping the bottom while over waypoint?..

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bubblehide · 04-29-2014, 06:02 PM

Greg, I'm not in the area of the Jewel, but if you can't find anyone local, I'd be willing to help out; but no garden hoses.

senorfish · 04-29-2014, 06:54 PM

Greg, I sent you pm. I can help you out.

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04-28-2014, 01:44 PM	#1
GregAndrew Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 2,384	Do you Scuba? Need a diver in the La Jolla area for a salvage job. Depth is between 80 and 85 depending on the tide. Water visibility was for crap yesterday, but today was much better. I have spent the better part of 12 hours the last 2 Sundays and Mondays trying to snag the object of my affection with no luck. I have a good GPS mark on the spot and got the item on downrigger video drifting over the mark. Willing to make it worth your while if you can help me out.

04-28-2014, 01:49 PM	#2
jorluivil Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2010 Posts: 6,855	What if we get a long water hose, tape is to Matt's mouth, strap about 10lbs of lead on him and send him down? Every so often we'll fart into the hose. He may not find your 'object' but it'll be funny as hell. __________________ www.facebook.com/Teamsewer

04-28-2014, 10:45 PM	#7
makobob Baitless on Baja Join Date: May 2013 Location: Vista California, Gonzaga, San Quintin, Asuncion, Mag Bay Posts: 4,250	Hey guys, I thought SUPERMAN asked us for HELP. Que paso amigos? __________________ http://www.mako-ville.com Home 760-630-4470 Cell 760-520-2514 YES YOU CAN

04-29-2014, 08:51 AM	#9
Dannowar Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2012 Posts: 1,823	Bahahaha. __________________ "Beware the lollipop of mediocrity; lick it once and you’ll suck forever." — Brian Wilson

04-29-2014, 09:18 AM	#11
CKallday71 Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2013 Location: The 951 Posts: 430	I have a customer that is a scuba instructor and I'll ask them when they're going to be in La Jolla next. PM me your phone number and I'll have them contact you. __________________ I fish therefore I am. Selling cars since 2006. If you love what you do you never WORK a day in your life.

04-28-2014, 03:30 PM	#3
momo fish Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2013 Location: Camarillo Posts: 1,491	Guessing you don't want to disclose what this item is?

04-28-2014, 09:49 PM	#5
StinkyMatt Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: Under a bridge Posts: 2,168	It all depends on whether they are dry or wet farts. Anything for the team! Remember "Peggy" down in TJ?

04-29-2014, 08:45 AM	#8
Deamon Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2010 Posts: 1,972	Dive down...find the asset Greg lost...move it to a more secure area...come up "empty" saying "nope, not there brotha, pay me in full please"...go back next day to retrieve...place valuable asset on Craigslist and double your money...send 10% to me for "idea" fee please. Gift cards acceptable. Jim

04-29-2014, 09:45 AM	#12
ful-rac Emperor Join Date: May 2009 Location: Buena Park Posts: 3,649	Found "asset" The dogs were out scouring the beach for greg's lost "asset" and I believe it has been found. Please come down to the beach to identify your lost item. http://tosh.cc.com/blog/files/2013/1...ildoisland.jpg __________________ There's nothing colder than yesterday's hotdog.

04-29-2014, 10:20 AM	#14
MrPatrick Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Waiting to launch Posts: 1,381	BONEFISH!!!!!!!!

04-29-2014, 10:39 AM	#15
FISH11 Member Join Date: Aug 2013 Location: Pine Valley when not fishing La Jolla Posts: 2,629	Awesome ! Tony Tony where do you find these things? __________________ MARK ......... 2016 MALIBU X FACTOR, 2020 SOLO SKIFF (Fishing Kayak on Steroids )

04-29-2014, 10:50 AM	#16
Cbad Mike Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2012 Location: Carlsbad Ca. Posts: 1,206	I hope he didn't find my wife. __________________ [SIGPIC]

04-29-2014, 11:31 AM	#17
wiredantz Currently @ MLO Territory Join Date: Dec 2010 Location: Under the Shadow Posts: 2,290	So messed up __________________ Team: Disbanded You only have one chance in this life...make the right decision(s)...so you don't regret it

04-29-2014, 06:02 PM	#19
bubblehide Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 552	Greg, I'm not in the area of the Jewel, but if you can't find anyone local, I'd be willing to help out; but no garden hoses.

04-29-2014, 06:54 PM	#20
senorfish Junior Join Date: Mar 2014 Posts: 16	Greg, I sent you pm. I can help you out. Sent from my iPad using Tapatalk