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Old 08-21-2011, 07:57 PM   #1
Dean Machine
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Originally Posted by steveooo View Post
Nah, That's the old model.

Here is the New School

1) Dude Lurks
2) Dude posts a million meaningless posts to bump the post count
3) Dude buys yak
4) Dude makes bunch of meaningless posts (bump the post count)
5) Dude gets the yak wet, in the bay of course!
6) Dude bumps the post count again. Like a mad man this time...
7) Dude finally gets the balls and takes the yak out to the big water. Realizes its not a easy as it looks.
8) Dude hires Josh & catches a big fish.
9) Dude posts up a DH advertisement disguised as a report.
10) Dude chooses 1 of 2 paths
10a) Dude puts in time OTW, has some success on his own, becomes a decent stick.
10b) Dude thinks that he is God's gift to yakking because he has a fishing code group, or even better, Josh on his speed dial.
11) Dude makes sure that no relevant info is ever posted, especially not in the "Kayak Fishing Reports" section.
12) Dude gets beaten by a girl in WCW
LOL
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