Since I'm not much for Texas holdem, and we're allowed upgradeable submissions, I'm going to show "1" of my cards early
Caught on bait, 39", 32lbs.
I was real leary of the weight after seeing so many 39" YT come in lighter, so I weighed it on two different scales to verify.
39"
32 lb (yes, I zero'd out the scale from the tare of the container)