That's some funny sh*t!!!!
I went to Cabo a few years ago and when I got home we had a an entirely new dining room set from linen to cups. When she picked me up at LAX.......
Her: How did it go?
Me: Man was it awesome! I landed and released five marlin, caught and landed two Dorado
Her: That's nice, I have a surprise for you when we get home
My thoughts: YES! She missed me and I'm getting some as soon as I get home
The look on my face when I walked in: