Nick! Stop blaming genetics! There's a real concern. This "issue" is not from pulling on your ten (or so dink tails), lol.
Okay here...dammit...I took a pic of you. Didn't really want to publicize it in this way...but.
Go home...have a discreet conversation with your wife. And if she really cares, she'll speak the truth.
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Recreational Fisherman's Catch...2%
Commercial Fisherman's Catch- 98%
Recreational Fishing Kayakers Catch- .00001%
"The reality is that the wall was built to keep all Asians ~specifically Japanese and those that think they're japanese~ out of the U.S"