[Whizz Bang]

Nice start, now when you get serious about subterfuge and deception......

Bottom of the kayak: Tight ball of schooling sardines (may help your hook-up ratio)
Top of the kayak: Kelp Paddy
You (pick one):
A. A jacket covered completely in cotton balls and a hat fashioned out of seagull feathers
B. Fur Coat and whiskers painted on your face
C. A giant yellow cone that you can wear simulating yet another buouy marking an area off limits to fishermen...this has the added benefit of keeping Trompas' from parking on top of you, watching his little buddy hook into a BSB he cannot control, and then blaming you for being too close to him when his aforementioned little buddy allows the fish to make a mockery of his manhood and entangle everyone within the reel's line capacity.**

**Note, if you pick more than one option, you may just look silly**