I don't recall seeing anything that said, "don't crap in your kayak"

When far from shore and nature calls, "A man does what he has to do, doo, dooo, doooo....." Ha, ha, ha..... :D

LOL. That's what makes Hobie's an excellent kayak for prolonged outings.....The mirage drive latrine. No seat required, remove the flippers and sit. Your weight lowers the opening to a convenient level for the ocean to do the cleaning for you.

Hobie is now in the business of making expensive sea biscuit extrusion machines